According to Slate, President Obama has committed both high crimes and misdemeanors by wearing an IMPROPER TUX! He wore a white tie at a black tie event! And white ties require tails! And something something with the pants and creases and the intricate rules of pants wearing! Why on earth has our President not been spending his time familiarizing himself with the ins and outs of outdated, fussy formal wear guidelines?
All hope is lost.
ETA: Khyra asked a VERY important tuxedo etiquette question: Boxer or Briefs. The answer is: KHOMMANDO!
7 comments:
I wonder if protokhol stipulated boxers or briefs?
Khyra
Oh puhlese...
that's all I have to say about that.
Lots of Licks, Ruby
Yah know, it is a new generation, and he looks pretty comfy. Better that than paisley.
(which I like lots, but not with formal wear)
gussie
At least the man knows how to DANCE, and isn't THAT the most important feature to look for in a president?!
Goob love & smooches,
Stanley
lol, commando, eh? I'm thinking he might have been wearing long johns - it was a pretty cold day there in DC!
Boxers, obviously (although I would think one would be enough)! What the heck is a briefs--some kind of terrier?
Personally I think it is always a good time to wear white.
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