Nefarious sources (fox "news") have suggested that I may not actually be qualified to be First Dog because I am not a Natural Born Citizen. They have asked me to produce my birth certificate. Here you go!
Welcome to the dogocracy where we bark pawliticks. Cats will be allowed on an approval basis. Trolls will be chewed up like bully sticks. If you would like to contribute please e-mail me at wallythecorgador at comcast dott net.