A Vision of the Future!

Two days to go! And I have been watching so much news and reading the internets so much that I fell asleep and had a dream...

Bringin' Home the Bacon!

This is what a feminist looks like!

I'm a strong advocate of equal pay for equal work because I need my ma ape to bring home the bacon! (Literally--ma ape, we haven't had bacon in months!) John McCain supports it in theory just not, you know, it a legally enforceable way.

You know who does support it? Michelle Obama and her husband who, you may have heard, is running to be the Prez. You can read Michelle's bloggy post on the Obama equality platform She blogs just like me! But with less f'n profanity and fewer gratuitous photos of herself being unbearably cute.

For Moms.

Lest we get distracted...

Here's Obama's platform on women. Here's McCain's platform on women.

And I just wanted to mention the DNC's tribute video for Barack Obama:




The media keeps saying that ordinary Americans can't relate to Barack Obama's story but I happen to know that my ma ape was also raised by a Midwestern mom who values education and service to others and disliked injustice.

Tonight at the Convention!

Tonight Michelle Obama is speaking at the convention!

While she is distracted I'm going to try to text message her daughters to come pick me up. I wanna live in the White House!

First Lady!

While I am retired and have time to watch daytime TV I never watch the view, I swear. But here is Michelle on this show. That I've never seen. I swear:

The First Bump Heard 'Round the World!

What do you see in this picture? A totally cool and equal couple celebrating their joint achievement? Faux News wants to know if you see a terrorist plot! Because women making fists can lead to NO GOOD!

I send paw bumps out to all my buds! This is a dogocracy! BUMP!

ETA: OK, I thought it couldn't get any more stupid but Sadly, No has a roundup of wonderfully racist responses from Free Republic (a cesspool of right wingnuttery) to the dap. Apparently it is not terrorism but gang signs.

Dap on, buds! (I can't reach you from here with my short legs.)