It's almost inauguration time! And according to the New York Times, the Obamas have narrowed down the appropriate dog breeds to labradoodles or Portugese water dogs.
Great diversionary move, guys! No one will EVER suspect the corgador until I come waltzin' in the Rose Garden (stopping to pee on David Gregory's leg as a pre-emptive measure.) It'll be a BIG surprise like McSame's VP pick.
Oh wait, I hope things turn out better than THAT pick. But I am certain I know more court cases than she does. And read more papers.
P.S. They say they are looking in shelters for their new dog--way to go! I mean, even though I'm obviously gonna be first dog.
