Tonight's debate will be like Lincoln-Douglas. If Stephen Douglas had been a kinda sleazy guy with unclear positions on some of the most important issues of his day who made his money by marrying rich and who deployed racist rhetoric in his campaign and worried about looking ridiculously short next to his lean, lanky and long opponent. Oh wait!
McSame has been doing what some in the media call "Hail Mary" plays--like when the team that is behind is desperate and just heaves the ball at the end one and hopes their team catches. Surprise! I'm going to nominate a completely unexpected (because she is completely unqualified!) Veep! Surprise! I'm suspending the campaign! (Except for the advertising, appearance, interview and fundraising bits.)
And now on Slate they have some suggestions for McSame's next Hail Mary!
1. Returns to Vietnam and jails himself.
2. Offers the post of "vice vice president" to Warren Buffett.
3. Challenges Obama to suspend campaign so they both can go and personally drill for oil offshore.
4. Learns to use computer.
5. Does bombing run over Taliban-controlled tribal areas of Pakistan.
6. Offers to forgo salary, sell one house.
7. Sex-change operation.
8. Suspends campaign until Nov. 4, offers to start being president right now.
9. Sells Alaska to Russia for $700 billion.
10. Pledges to serve only one term. OK, half a term.
Thanks to Gus and his Muzzer for the link to the funny picture and their hearty sense of humor.
2 comments:
Hehehe ohhhhhh Wally.
Are you excited for the debate tonight? Mom's gonna play a drinking game and she said I get training treats coz I'm not allowed to have beeer.
Sounds good to me hehe.
xxxoo.
gucci.
I want to play that game Gucci is playin' But muzzer says it will ruin my diet (results so far, anyway)
Thanks for giving me credit for finding it.
gussie
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