Congrats to Ike and Jake who correctly identified MY SENATOR JOE BIDEN as the next VICE PRESIDENT! And now, Joe, I need a lift to Denver!
I've got on my tee:
I've hauled out my donkey stuffies:
I've schooled my baby brudder in the finer points of American paw-li-ticks:
And now we're gnawin' on some elephant ears! (Please note: no actual elephants harmed in the making of this post. In fact, we would like to liberate that noble beast from being the mascot of the Ignoble Party.)
So, Joe, I hope you're ready to be an attack dog to save us from Four More Years!
We dogs are here to help ya out.
We're a bit more bark than bite. 
But we'd make darn cute delegates! 
P.S. Auntie Linda and Onkel George, can we crash at your pad in Boulder?
P.P.S. Please stock the fridge with beer and Senor Miguel burritos.
