Go with Joe!

Congrats to Ike and Jake who correctly identified MY SENATOR JOE BIDEN as the next VICE PRESIDENT! And now, Joe, I need a lift to Denver!


I've got on my tee:

I've hauled out my donkey stuffies:



I've schooled my baby brudder in the finer points of American paw-li-ticks:

And now we're gnawin' on some elephant ears! (Please note: no actual elephants harmed in the making of this post. In fact, we would like to liberate that noble beast from being the mascot of the Ignoble Party.)


So, Joe, I hope you're ready to be an attack dog to save us from Four More Years!


We dogs are here to help ya out.

We're a bit more bark than bite.

But we'd make darn cute delegates!


P.S. Auntie Linda and Onkel George, can we crash at your pad in Boulder?
P.P.S. Please stock the fridge with beer and Senor Miguel burritos.

Viagra is a CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT

Many outlets have covered the uncomfortable interview with John McCain in which he says he doesn't know enough about the whole health insurance thing to say whether or not it is fair to cover viagra but not birth control (he knew enough to vote against a bill mandating birth control coverage). Bill O'Reilly Takes! It! Personally! that Planned Parenthood thinks you should know that John McCain doesn't think reproductive rights are important enough to think about:



Um, sounds like someone's got a personal axe to grind. But don't worry, Bill, you can't knock anyone up by sexually harassing them via phone!

Here to represent the disdain of women everywhere is my totally cool feminazi sister Ethel:

She wouldn't let Bill O'Reilly buy her dinner and she happens to like controlling her own ladyparts, thank you!