It's OVER!

The Weekly World News's Aliens have called it! It goes to Obama! And according to them, they've gotten every election right since 1980. The Aliens know! Pack it in and go home, McSame!

Sophie's Choice

My gal pal Sophie forwarded me this story from Der Spiegel! (That's German for something). Quite excitingly they have a "zeitgeist" section of their paper and they highlighted a German manufacturer who is making Barack Obama dolls! They look nothing like him but don't let that dissuade you that you need! one! now! Sophie noted they are limited editions so they will be Collector's Items (that will be what sways my gramps who collections anything you call a collector's item. Ask him about the Cornhusker Coca-Cola.) You know it's not really Obama because he's wearing a flag pin--ha! Alert Faux News!