Friday, May 22, 2009

Notes on the Former Administration

Former President Bush has found a job for which he is qualified:

ARTESIA, N.M. - It was a humbling moment for the former commander in chief: President George W. Bush was walking former first dog Barney in his new Dallas neighborhood when it stopped in a neighbor's yard for relief.

"And there I was, former president of the United States of America, with a plastic bag on my hand," he told a group of graduating high school students in New Mexico on Thursday. "Life is returning back to normal."

Dick "Dick" Cheney has not.

In his case I would not trust him around dogs.


3 comments:

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Or as Khris Matthews khalled him last night "the troll under the bridge that keeps biting all the kids ankles"

PLEASE, khan't he just go bakhk to his former undiskhlosed lokhation?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Moose said...

It is about time he cleaned up after himself instead of leaving it for the next guy to clean up!
Moose + Dana
p.s. some CNN pundit lady said 'Dick Dick Dick, I can't get enough of Dick'! She was a Dem saying that he should keep spouting off b/c it is not helping the Rep cause. Now every time I see him that is what I think!

Gus said...

OOOH, muzzer thinks both those fat trolls should go find a rock.

gussie d