There's a corgador named Wally and he lives in Delaware And when Wally's really happenin then Republicans beware Cause he doesn't keep no secrets And he doesn't mince no words He can make the time in hip hop and he'll make you look like turds
so you better go a runnin cause he headed for DC Gonna be the firstest canine and set his people free Gonna help his man Obama and the Mama of his girls Cause his legs they may be shortish But his Tail it really curls
Gonna hold his first press conference In the garden with the rose And if old Rush comes a callin well he better hold his nose
Cause Wally is a gentleman but just to make his point You never know what he might do to smelly up the joint.
And his sissy and his brudder volunteered to help him out Together they can guarantee a capitol hill rout.
So you better watch your p's and you better know your q's And if you walk in the garden then you better wipe your shoes.
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There's a corgador named Wally and he lives in Delaware
And when Wally's really happenin then Republicans beware
Cause he doesn't keep no secrets
And he doesn't mince no words
He can make the time in hip hop and he'll make you look like turds
so you better go a runnin cause he headed for DC
Gonna be the firstest canine and set his people free
Gonna help his man Obama and the Mama of his girls
Cause his legs they may be shortish
But his Tail it really curls
Gonna hold his first press conference
In the garden with the rose
And if old Rush comes a callin well he better hold his nose
Cause Wally is a gentleman but just to make his point
You never know what he might do to smelly up the joint.
And his sissy and his brudder volunteered to help him out
Together they can guarantee a capitol hill rout.
So you better watch your p's and you better know your q's
And if you walk in the garden then you better wipe your shoes.
Gussie D
Terrier Rap on call
Once again,
The Gus
The Gus
The Gus Done Rokhked The Bus
The Bus
The Bus
The Bus Done Rokhked by The Gus
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Not Wally, not Gus
Ain't neither no wuss
They tell it like it is
This sicko, scary biz
We cain't watch the news
It makes us cry the blues
But listenin to Colbert
Bring snakes outta' their lair
Makes us roar with laughter
And wonder what's hereafter
The Jakester
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