Friday, July 11, 2008

This is Your President, America!


Dear World,

I'm sorry for this:

George Bush surprised world leaders with a joke about his poor record on the environment as he left the G8 summit in Japan.

The American leader, who has been condemned throughout his presidency for failing to tackle climate change, ended a private meeting with the words: "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."

He then punched the air while grinning widely, as the rest of those present including Gordon Brown and Nicolas Sarkozy looked on in shock.


Well, actually I'm sorry about the last seven and a half years.

January cannot come too soon.

with love,

wally t. corgador (who admits to pretending to be Canadian)

9 comments:

Gus said...

What can we say world, after we say we're Sorry?
What can we do, to prove it to you, we're sorry
We didn't mean, to make you unclean and melt your ice
We think of you as lovely and new, our paradise dear.

Why should we take the place where we live and ruin it
Our trash and our oil, have done much to spoil and make it sh**

and our apologies also, to Ella Fitzgerald and Deano Martino

gussie

Jen and Suki said...

Oh boy. Dad was telling mom about this and she refused to believe it but obvs it's true. Oh, Wally. If our peeps don't bark loud enough for Barack I might have to move in with Clover. I wonder if her parents would accept me?

The Brat Pack said...

Ugh. Just ugh.

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Sophie Brador said...

I'd be happy to marry you and make you a legitimate Canadian. And the beauty of it is, we already have the ground rules laid down. I won't hump you if you don't hump me.

xo
SB

Moco said...

We are American. We are just so much better at being it than others and I don't mean in a GW way.

Joe Stains said...

There is no way in heck that guy doesn't have a Doofus dot on him somewhere!

Peanut said...

Hey wally go here http://www.militarytimes.com/news/2008/07/070708mt_obama_transcript/ and check out the interview Barack did with the army times.

Peanut said...

ah shoot that didn't give you the whole address let's try this again

http://www.militarytimes.com/news/2008/07/070708mt_obama_transcript/

Peanut said...

okay forget it email me and I will send you the link. UH