I'm talking, of course, about the party we will be having on The whole world is invited! And you should bring one of these (thanks for the tip, Gus). We will have dozens of Bush pinatas and we will fill them with bully sticks, meatables, and Wallymelon chunks!
President Obama, you're invited but I understand if you're a little busy. I promise, though, we'll have a lot more fun than that stuffy Inaugural Ball they throw!
Welcome to the dogocracy where we bark pawliticks. Cats will be allowed on an approval basis. Trolls will be chewed up like bully sticks. If you would like to contribute please e-mail me at wallythecorgador at comcast dott net.