Look! It's our next Veep!
And our former Prez! The best line: People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.
Also John Kerry (our shoulda been Prez) gave the best speech I've ever seen him give so good on him.
I've been practicing my speechification because I know that my invitation to give the nomination speech for Obama was just lost in the mail and his peeps will be showing up any minute to whisk me to Denver. Mile High, here I come!
See me practicing, guys?
What do you think I'm saying?
And how many jokes about the VP shooting people in the face can I fit in?
See how hopeful I am? I have my own halo!
And my new friend Gucci asked where to get a Barking for Barack Tee--my shop is here.
5 years ago