Thursday, April 30, 2009

HOOT, SMALLY!


Michele Bachmann is best known as the Congresswoman from Minnesota who believed that Congress needed to hold hearings to root out unAmerican elements in their midst. But you might not have known that she can change history with her MIND. I offer as evidence:

1. Earlier this week she noted the HISTORICAL TRUTHINESS that there have been two swine flu epidemics in U.S. history and both of them under Democratic Presidents. First under Carter in 1976 and the second under Obama in 2009. The only problem? Carter did not become President until 1977. NO MIND!

2. Bachmann has declared that the Great Depression was caused by FDR and the Hoot-Smalley Act. PAY NO MIND to the fact that it was actually the Smoot-Hawley Act passed in 1929 and signed by PRESIDENT HOOVER.

So I would like to start a new meme. Any time a member of the GOP says something with complete HISTORICAL TRUTHINESS, I'd like you to think of me! As if you would say, That Michele Bachmann is a Hoot, Smalley Wally! You may shorten it to, "AW...Hoot, Smalley!" I think this new phrase will get a lot of use in the next few years.

What's that Dubya? America doesn't torture? Well Hoot Smalley!

Haha! Khyra reminded me of this doozy of a Hoot, Smally!

2 comments:

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Don't furget her wisdom on kharbon dioxide as well

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAaDVOd2sRQ

Too bad she's smally brained but provides us with big hoots!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: and not THOSE kind of hoots!

Gus said...

When we read the title, we were expecting to see you in a kilt. We are dealing with the disappointment.

Hoot, Smally

gussie