Nefarious sources (fox "news") have suggested that I may not actually be qualified to be First Dog because I am not a Natural Born Citizen. They have asked me to produce my birth certificate. Here you go!
You know, we were wondering, but were afraid to ask!!!!
Did you and your ma ape weep at the images this morning when the man who should have been president and the man who was embraced at the joy they had created for two families???
How about starting a new movement for Universal Pet Care. Why should Fluffy be euthanized because her treatment costs so much that the family would have to give up eating foe a month to pay for it?
I think this is the place to start to legislate for better and less expensive health care for our pets. I'll bet Bobama doesn't have to worry about how to pay for his dental cleanings.
Welcome to the dogocracy where we bark pawliticks. Cats will be allowed on an approval basis. Trolls will be chewed up like bully sticks. If you would like to contribute please e-mail me at wallythecorgador at comcast dott net.
4 comments:
Woo are SOOOOO furry legit!
Khyra
You know, we were wondering, but were afraid to ask!!!!
Did you and your ma ape weep at the images this morning when the man who should have been president and the man who was embraced at the joy they had created for two families???
Wire woofs!
Jake and Just Harry
We were all born in the USA even though our grandparents were born in Portugal. I guess those stupid birthers would be after us, too.
How about starting a new movement for Universal Pet Care. Why should Fluffy be euthanized because her treatment costs so much that the family would have to give up eating foe a month to pay for it?
I think this is the place to start to legislate for better and less expensive health care for our pets. I'll bet Bobama doesn't have to worry about how to pay for his dental cleanings.
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