I am fortunate to have a great health care plan--my ma ape's undying devotion and her plastic. But I know not all apes are so fortunate and they have to worry about paying their medical bills instead of getting better. Now Obama is teaming up with another naked ape I can tolerate--Elizabeth Edwards!--to talk about the health care. Single payer, baby! This sounds preferable to the Bush plan:
“The immediate goal is to make sure there are more people on private insurance plans. I mean, people have access to health care in America. After all, you just go to an emergency room.”
Now--who do I talk to about some apes I'd like to get into a low cost spay and neuter program?
5 years ago