Thursday, September 18, 2008

More of the Same, the Big Brain Edition!

Oh how we shall miss the wit and wisdom of our forty-third President. Witness:


"I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office."—Washington, D.C., June 26, 2008Full list of Bushisms here.

Remember before the 2004 debates when a Bush aide compared John Kerry's mad debating skillz to Cicero? It did a fine job of raising expectations for JK, lowering them for the President who sounds like Larry the Cable Guy. (Also remember the mysterious lump on Bush's back--look for one on Palin. I'm just sayin'). Same thing is happening with Palin. This morning on the news they seemed to indicate that so long as she does not wet herself or think the Bush Doctrine has to do with clearing brush in Crawford, she's going to win!

Well, I have some bad news for you. She might be the brains of the operation. In an interview with Spanish language radio, John McCain appears to believe that either 1) Spain is a part of the axis of evil 2) That Spain is in Latin America or 3) he has no idea who this Zapatero fellow is but he sounds like a villain from a Zorro movie.

Ready on day one, are we?

1 comment:

Lola Smiles said...

I remember that lump! ARGH!!!